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Songs, Poems & Skits/Plays of the Reject Rodeo

Started by J0E, January 18, 2016, 01:00:29 AM

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J0E

January 18, 2016, 01:00:29 AM
...got any?



I'd thought of one after Renn insulted me and called me names.



I started ta hum this tune in me head, an' something came out



Anyways, y'all kin make up yer own.



Anyways, here's the Rene Song:



Why Can't I make Rene Happy?


QuoteWhy can't I make Rene happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

She huffs and she puffs

As it's never enough

But she can't get enough of a huff!



Why can't I make Rene happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

She can't laugh at a joke

And she should take a toke

She needs ganga to make her a bloke


...and so on. I haven't thought of the rest of the verses yet.

I'll post them as they come to mind.

But at least I have the tune composed.

When I have the time, I'll post it to YouTube.

Mel Gibson

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January 18, 2016, 01:04:42 AM
I could possibly provide rhythm guitar, and even vocals, once your writings are complete...

Renee

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January 18, 2016, 01:22:31 AM Last Edit: January 18, 2016, 01:25:46 AM by Renee
Quote from: "J0E"...got any?



I'd thought of one after Renn insulted me and called me names.



I started ta hum this tune in me head, an' something came out



Anyways, y'all kin make up yer own.



Anyways, here's the Rene Song:



Why Can't I make Rene Happy?


QuoteWhy can't I make Rene happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

She huffs and she puffs

As it's never enough

But she can't get enough of a huff!



Why can't I make Rene happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

She can't laugh at a joke

And she should take a toke

She needs ganga to make her a bloke


...and so on. I haven't thought of the rest of the verses yet.

I'll post them as they come to mind.

But at least I have the tune composed.

When I have the time, I'll post it to YouTube.


Pretty fucking lame, Joey. Don't quit your day job anytime soon.



 I hope your cab driving ability is better than your lyrical skills because you suck.  :laugh3:



Btw shithead, what happened to those drawing you were going to post? How fucking long does it take to draw lewd stick figures with a crayon?
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

cc

#3
January 18, 2016, 01:24:19 AM
It's even worse



A secret .. no cab, no limo
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

RW

#4
January 18, 2016, 10:48:30 AM
Joe already has a song:



">https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

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January 18, 2016, 10:50:16 AM
Quote from: "cc la femme"It's even worse



A secret .. no cab, no limo

No surprise either.
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